Brought to us by our bright and imaginative 2 year old, Amara...
(In a sweet voice) Once upon a time there lived a princess.
And the dragon (switch to low and scary voice here) LOCKED her in the CASTLE!
Then! He blew fire at her! (switch to calm voice here) And he made (switch to scary voice) a CAMPFIRE!
Then! (switch to calm voice) the dragon died. And he never came alive again.
Then the princess (switch to scary voice) BROKE the CASTLE!
(switch to calm voice) Then the prince telled her how to count to 3 in Spanish.
Then the princess didn't never die.